i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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