Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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