She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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