My girlfriend figured out who you are.
barbara walters just said penis...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize