I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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