Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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