I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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