How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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