Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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