Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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