Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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