evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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