The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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