Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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