It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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