but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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