birth control should be required to get into college
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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