We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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