As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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