It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
not ubering you a puppy
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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