Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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