I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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