I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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