you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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