that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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