the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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