mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
