then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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