WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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