finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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