there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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