Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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