with your own penis?
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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