i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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