We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Two words: blizzard sex
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