there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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