Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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