you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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