So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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