Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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