Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
its not stalking. its research.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
