If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am naked and annoyed.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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