so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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