Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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