I'm eating all of the evidence.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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