I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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