Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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