She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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