im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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