Swine flu. Run for my life!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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