It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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