Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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