Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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